Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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