I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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