Are we in a gay sports bar?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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