it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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