after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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