Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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