Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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