i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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