Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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