I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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