we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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