Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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