Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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