i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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