we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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