Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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