do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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