when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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