he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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