For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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