Nicole vs. Life
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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