I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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