I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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