I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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