I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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