shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
only if we run a train.
done.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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