OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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