kristin has been a bad kristin
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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