I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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