p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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