does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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