I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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