is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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