Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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