They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We left the knife in your bed.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Randomize
