I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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