i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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