Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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