I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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