she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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