This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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