is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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