Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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