so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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