So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My dick has a subreddit
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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