Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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