All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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