I want to have your abortion
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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