Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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