its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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